I respect your choice just fine. I just feel that, at your age (you're in high school!), leaving the site isn't the right choice for you to make yet.

In April 2014, Donald Trump made this comment about President Obama's walking.

He is now the Republican Presidential Candidate. Can't wait to see how this man walks down Air Force One just to prove he can do it better than Obama.

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From this . . .

. . . let's play ''Rockin' Robin''! ( http://www.files.classicalgasemissions.com/audio/exclusiverockinrobin.mp3 ) That one was a real headbanger, wasn't it?

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Ender Knight will be unbanned tomorrow!

It's only a 3 day ban.

- Meeester!

The Campaign to Get Ender Knight Unbanned has been removed. In concession, I provide the following words of wisdom and hope as supplied by one of my behavioral mentors, Mr. HopeForTheFew.

I'm convinced that the truth [about Ender Knight] lays out there somewhere.

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A slight carry-over from a thread I posted in. Starting with the BMG-era albums.

1: ELVIS' GOLDEN RECORDS/Elvis Presley (RCA PCD1-5196; 1984)

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JCP has started its own account on the website Chatzy. Our first room is called Conversations (which is also the room's password). a room where all can peacefully interact with others, and even with themselves.

http://www.chatzy.com/14251152138574

Tomorrow, at 6:00 PM or so, we Jews begin the holiday of Yom Kippur (יום הכיפורים), also known as the Day of Atonement, the holiest day of the year in Judaism. Its central themes are atonement and repentance. Jewish people traditionally observe this holy day with an approximate 25-hour period of fasting and intensive prayer, often spending most of the day in synagogue services.

What sins have I committed that I should ask God to forgive me for?

We decided to change the way the JCP (Jesse Coffey Productions) logo is presented for this month. In this variation, our normal white lines are up against a blood red circle - they also have some markings on them which we decided to keep because we wanted our avatar for the month to capture a creepy and slightly unseemly appearance. So here it is.

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In spite of the enormity of the death toll 2016 had, it is absolutely NOT to blame for the fact that many people died during that tumultuous year.

My 18th birthday - AKA my graduation from teenaged to adult-aged - is coming up! I want you to ask me some questions which I will then answer on Monday.

I have decided to re-film all my MGMvideo collections to reflect new changes to the structure of this collection. Here, I introduce you to it:

Huge haul of (MC) tapes that I got at PDQ Records on Thursday.

TECHNICAL INFO: These videos were recorded via Sony Video Capture using a Creative Life!Cam camera; processed using Sony Movie Studio Platinum 12.0. Uploaded from "1 Mbps Video for Download" RealMedia files (.rm).

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Magnetic Video Corporation is the birthplace of home video as we know it today.

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For some reason the Chanukah candles seem to resemble a burning effigy when they are on camera.

OPENED UP
- CRAZY from March 1981. This was Marvel's response to MAD Magazine and didn't do as well.
- MAD Summer 1986 Summer Special
- Wuthering Heights on Embassy Home Entertainment. A Samuel Goldwyn film, it comes in a nice shiny gold case. No print date on it I don't think but does have an end label.

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The record division of Playboy Enterprises started issuing records in 1972.

Playboy as a company was founded on October 1, 1953 in Chicago as the HMH Publishing Co., Inc. by Hugh Hefner and his associates, and funded in part by a $1,000 loan from Hefner's mother. Notable for its centerfolds of nude and semi-nude models (Playmates), Playboy played an important role in the sexual revolution and remains one of the world's best-known brands, with a presence in nearly every medium.

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CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

YOU ARE FREAKING US ALL OUT OVER THIS ELECTION'S RESULTS. Trump is not going to do everything he says he'll do. He won't build a wall, deport Americans, or do any of the crap you might have heard him say he'll do. I advise you simply to take this advice . . .

(Courtesy of Paramount Pictures Corporation)

Not sure why you would want to green-light something like this, considering that emojis are way too ubiquitous for a film that isn't a documentary, but we'll probably be okay with it.

- Jesse